Fart Yourself To Sleep

When it's bedtime so you fart yourself to sleep by going under the blankets and creating a fart box until you pass out in your own farts.
Ricky: "I can't sleep"
Danny: "You should fart yourself to sleep, I do it every night"
by WeBeYolo July 16, 2018
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Cant sleep love

"Cant sleep love" is a feeling you get when you're either in a relationship or have a crush, this happens when you cant stop thinking about the person . This also happens when you just had a good conversation with the person, and you cant sleep because of it.
i had NO sleep last night. Elizabeth got me "cant sleep love"
by Sliding in your dms October 02, 2016
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Sleep Paralysis Demon

A spooky sight you witness asleep and paralyzed, usually scary af
My Sleep Paralysis Demon is Garfield
by gamerboy2742 August 13, 2019
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Bored and can't sleep

That is what I am right now. I'm bored and can't sleep so that is why I'm making this definition.if your bored and can't sleep you should do the same.
Hey dude, you up? I'm bored and can't sleep.
by Big dick daddy kae April 29, 2019
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Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....
I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 04, 2010
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Sleep apnea

A health condition pertaining only to incels and unattractive people. Occurs from being either overweight, having recessed jaws, or both. Looking this way usually makes one unappealing to the opposite sex. Overwightness develops from gluttony. Recessed jaws develop when one slouches and mouth breathes throughout their growing years. Can lead to lower IQ, adhd, heart burn, neckbeardom, hatred of women and social rejection.
Have you seen that chad with the strong jawline? You can tell he doesnt have sleep apnea just by looking at his sexy jawline.
by Warda86 December 13, 2019
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sleeping turd

A turd which is not noticed when encountered, but presents evidence of its existence at a later time.
P1> Damn, What the hell is that stink?
P2> I think it's my backpack. I must have set it down on a sleeping turd when we were at the park.
by Bob Jr. October 25, 2003
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