sweet chocolate jesus

An act committed during sex when a man will pull his cock out of the ass of the partner, turn them around so that they are kneeling, facing him, then dab the face with poo lightly three times saying "Father, Son and the holy ghost" followed by a hard cock slap to knock the rest of the shit off.

He annointed her with a Sweet chocolate jesus and thus purged himself of the sin of feces.

sweet chocolate jesus by Ultimate Joe July 29, 2006

Sweet Briar College

What happend in 1843 girls?

We're just better than you

Sweet Briar College by werejustbetterthanyou February 22, 2005

sweet dude

A guy who knows whats up. Doesn't really care too much about shit, cause whatever bro lets just smoke a bowl and listen to some Dave. Wears flip flops all year. Clark '04 baby.

Dave Matthews and Jack Johnson are like pretty much sweet dudes.

sweet dude by Chim Richalds April 22, 2006

sweet dude

He's that one guy in a group of friends or on a team that day after day, night after night comes up with sayings and terms people either have never heard of or thought were extinct. Night in and night out this guy will do things normal people would be ashamed of and boast about them the next day. In a saying the "sweet dude" is 'that guy' in every meaning of the word. Will settle for HJ's and wet the bed. What a dude.

only a sweet dude would list eddie shore and cam neely in the top 10 hockey players of all time.

sweet dude by chief illiniwick April 6, 2005

sweet cheese 

vaginal discharge-cervical mucus-crotch snot...its a white, clearish substance which comes out of girls vagina. Often looks like cottage cheese or rubber sement. It has a sent like old moldy cheese or rotten eggs.

might stain your undies too =)

Franchesca please go wipe your vagina, sweet cheese is coming out.

Dude i fingered a girl last night and i got all this sweet cheese on my finger.

i'm so wet down their, i need nice pantyliner so i don't feel the sweet cheese

sweet cheese by Alexadria March 27, 2007

Sweet Weasel 

A man (sweet little weasel is a girl) that exudes an air of sweeteness by complimenting the opposite sex, and sharing long intimate conversations with the alterioir motive of having crazy monkey sex with the person of the opposite sex.

Greg: You are so sweet. I love talking to you on the phone for hours on end...tell me more

Girl: Gosh! No one ever listened to me like you do...You are TOO sweet!!!!

Greg: I'm a SWEET WEASEL! You wanna have hot crazy monkey sex now?

Sweet Weasel by Sweeet li'l weasel July 21, 2009

sweet potato 

when one of your nuts grows 10x in size after a baseball injury.

looks just like one big sweet potato

sweet potato by chinkEdork November 19, 2007