oh Megan dated dudes exclusively in collage but these days she's on the road to el dorado
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
by mjjmyukjthnfx July 24, 2021
Get the road to el doradomug. The largest Indian ghetto in America. Mostly middle and lower income town where everyone either works in Middlesex county, Jersey City, or Manhattan. The East coast version of Fremont, CA, but wayyy poorer and way more hectic.
Everyone here's parents used to live in Jersey City and then they moved to Edison for overrated schools
White flight is rampant over here and Indian, Hispanic, and Black populations are seeing growth.
Everyone here's parents used to live in Jersey City and then they moved to Edison for overrated schools
White flight is rampant over here and Indian, Hispanic, and Black populations are seeing growth.
Indian guy: Where should I move in America?
Guy from Edison: Come to Edison, legit everyone's Indian and its hella cheap. You can also get cheap groceries on Oak Tree Road
Indian guy: Cheap groceries? Booking my flight!
Guy from Edison: Come to Edison, legit everyone's Indian and its hella cheap. You can also get cheap groceries on Oak Tree Road
Indian guy: Cheap groceries? Booking my flight!
by nj brown boi November 9, 2019
Get the Oak Tree Roadmug. The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open
by funnyshitman June 23, 2009
Get the russian road blockmug. by Bob Smith 65 June 6, 2014
Get the down the road a piecemug. When you want nothing more than to come home. When you realize that the things you thought were important were not. When those you loved the most are the ones you hurt the most. When all you want to do is make it up to everyone that you hurt along the way. When you realize that you weren't a good person, that you didn't make good choices, that you were selfish and destructive and you pick up your baggage and decide to start "the long road home". It's the hardest road to travel. It has pitfalls and fences, bridges that have been destroyed and walls that must be scaled. You have to forgive yourself and let others see you for who you are. And after all that is said and done…what happens when you get home and they don't want you anymore?
Johnny was a foolish man when he was younger…living the fast life and making selfish choices without regard for how those choices would affect those around him.
When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.
When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.
by UnworthyButTrying November 3, 2013
Get the The Long Road Homemug. The road rat rode his motorcyle into the parking, put the down kick stand down, slide off the bike, dusted himself off, and walked into the bar to order a beer.
by Joe Crowder February 15, 2005
Get the road ratmug. Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants attempt to last the longest without breeching the security of the space and gasping for oxygen; leaving one's ass vacant and the car full
by Nick Benson September 23, 2006
Get the road chickenmug.