poop faggot

the poop faggot is the poop faggot

Brian: Where the fuck did James go?
Sarah: I don't know, but he's a sexy poop faggot

by Kim Jong Putin December 26, 2020

Poop Balancing

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

Birth Poop

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017

Poop Balls

A kind of fetish, where the man dips his testicles in his partner’s scat.

Typically watery and moist, but is also frequently done with feces that has been left out for over 24 hours.

Mans partner: Hey Babe, do you think we can spice things up tonight and try poop balls?

Man: Yeah, I’ve been excited and meaning to ask for some poop balls for a while.

by Raunchyportapotty June 12, 2021

Poop-pedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. Used to describe a poop that is projected from the anus so quickly and stealthly that it is in a torpedo-like fashion.

Tristan was impressed with the velocity with which his poop was expelled and exclaimed "Mom, a poop-pedo just shot out of my butt!"

by Joy Stacey March 13, 2009

Poop Day

Poop Day is a day celebrating poop.This day will help people recognize poop for what it is.

"Hey poop I really appreciate you.Thank you for all you do.So here is poop Day"

by I appreciate poop May 2, 2021

Poop Group

Every pet owner or animal carer has one thing in common – pet POOP. A Poop Group is a group, community or collective of pet owners, pet lovers, animal lovers and animal carers who come together to share their stories, knowledge and experiences of their pets or animals.

Dog owner 1 – “I really need some advice on how to train my pet Alsatian but I don’t know where to go for real life experiences from real pet owners”.

Dog owner 2 – “You should join a Poop Group community on social media and learn what you need to know”.

by Poop Group HQ April 16, 2017