food photographer

A person(s) who takes a photo of their entrée at dinner at a restaurant before they eat it and posts it to social media. Generally the person makes everyone else wait until they take their photo to eat.

Jill: Beth can we eat yet, we are hungry?
Beth: wait, I gotta get a photo of my steak dinner for my insta.
Jill: you're such an annoying food photographer, no one cares!

by Tomyatyat August 24, 2016

Mexican Photoshop

When you are too cheap to buy actual photoshop, you install GIMP (GNU Image Manipulation Program).

Hey man, this mac doesn't have anything to edit photos. I'm going to install mexican photoshop.

by rmrf December 13, 2016

schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017

amateur photographer

Somebody who claims to be a photographer to convince people to pose nude for them.

Yes, I'm currently classed as an amateur photographer but with your nude portfolio I'll go pro.

by vannie March 14, 2017

Facebook photo whore

Someone who sells risqué pictures of themselves over Facebook.

Hey, mate, I’m a Facebook photo whore and for just $15 you can have some fun ;)

by Photowhore151 March 25, 2018

Bootleg Photographer

Someone who purchases a DSLR camera, uses it on automatic to take Instagram worthy images and calls themselves a photographer.

She's a bootleg photographer.

by AudacitybytheSea April 15, 2018

Topgun Photo Cruise

When you fly upside down for the sake of getting an unobstructed view out your canopy for taking pictures.

The other day I pulled a Topgun Photo Cruise.

by RedOne77 July 6, 2018