oh Megan dated dudes exclusively in collage but these days she's on the road to el dorado
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
the real treasure was the gay we made along the way
by mjjmyukjthnfx July 24, 2021
by cushmaster69 June 03, 2021
The act of a male ejactulating on a girls eyes while she is sleeping so when she wakes up her eyes are stuck and do not open
by funnyshitman June 24, 2009
by Bob Smith 65 June 06, 2014
When you want nothing more than to come home. When you realize that the things you thought were important were not. When those you loved the most are the ones you hurt the most. When all you want to do is make it up to everyone that you hurt along the way. When you realize that you weren't a good person, that you didn't make good choices, that you were selfish and destructive and you pick up your baggage and decide to start "the long road home". It's the hardest road to travel. It has pitfalls and fences, bridges that have been destroyed and walls that must be scaled. You have to forgive yourself and let others see you for who you are. And after all that is said and done…what happens when you get home and they don't want you anymore?
Johnny was a foolish man when he was younger…living the fast life and making selfish choices without regard for how those choices would affect those around him.
When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.
When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.
by UnworthyButTrying November 03, 2013
When you're driving with your significant other, and she puts her ass over your lap and proceeds to shit all over your cock.
by Dr. Allan Pole December 15, 2015
Extreme ass busting in a confined/secured space, generally an automobile, and partaking in an iron-man-like event where the contestants attempt to last the longest without breeching the security of the space and gasping for oxygen; leaving one's ass vacant and the car full
by Nick Benson September 23, 2006