Original John

(verb) To drink bourbon and smoke a pipe while playing monopoly. Usually includes sorting opposing players into Hogwarts Houses.

"Hey you guys want to go out tonight, drink some vodka and try to pick up girls at The Club?"

"Definitely not, let's Original John it tonight."

by Mayja Layza April 23, 2013

John Fidge

Curly blonde afro. Built like a train but only faster. Sits at full forward. when the balls coming in leads like a panther. Crashes the pack and takes the grab. Averages a bag of 10 a game. Once kicked 124 goals in a season for Glenelg.

Today i played like John Fidge.

by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018

John Chan

Nerd, 2007 graduate of Early College in Guildford. He has 6 degrees, in Civil Engineering, City Planning, Sports Management, Economics and Advanced Calculus. He also took AP biology, AP chemistry and AP physics. Universities he has been to include, Harvard, Yale, UBC, USC, LSU and UT.

John Chan graduated in 2007 and is currently working as CEO for All Around Business Co. He is also an avid sportsman, being a recruit and a 5 star watch for the Walonga Taildogs of the AFL, following his arrival in Australia and knowledge in AFL.

by Mindhack Diva September 7, 2023

John Charles

A Racist, Homophobic, Transphobic, Whatever phobic, (name all kinds of discrimination here) male that lives in the United States. Will most likely be a redneck, and a Cracker.

Person 1: I love men.
Person 2: AYO ASIAN!!! WADDAYAMeAN YOU LIKE MEN!!?!?? ARE YOU A TRANS GAY ASIAN!?!?!?!?!?
Person 3: Just ignore him, he's just a casual John Charles
Person 1: welp okay.
Person 2: WADDAYA MEAN YOU'RE IGNORING ME!?!? I OWN A FARM MORON!!!

by UrMomGay.gov December 5, 2021

John Aron

John Aron is the best kind of person which is consisting of John and Aron

Fuck John Aron is so hot

by jabuvarp July 21, 2019

mary john

the oral act of eating a pot brownie out of ones anus.

“wait robert you guys have been dating for 4 months and you haven’t mary johned yet?”

by wobert r January 6, 2018

futon john

A douche that likes to remind every person he meets that he was conceived on a futon.

Kid 1: "Have you met Futon John?"

Kid 2: "No, but I heard he was a douche."

Kid 3: "I heard he was conceived on a futon."

Kid 1: "I wish I was conceived on a futon."

by Dubya14 November 25, 2013