Cock fairy

The combination of the disses "cock sucker" and "you fairy" usually leads to no comeback once you say it to someone.

Guy1:"Hey fuck you asshole"
Guy2:"shut the fuck up you cock fairy"
Guy1:"..."

by tynle02 April 24, 2008

cock-weasel

A person who is cunning and sneaky, and just an all around douche bag.

The new spokesperson for the company is a real cock-weasel.

by oh, that guy January 21, 2009

Elephant's Cock

(Chiefly British, and best appreciated in a British accent.)

Any large-bore corrugated tubing. Generally made of thick plastic - making it stiff - while the corrugations allow for some flexibility. Generally used for routing cables around a room, or exhaust gas from an air conditioning unit.

I say - heat's building up in the machine room. Don't suppose you could toddle over and check the elephant's cock's not fallen off the air con, old boy?

by cfm2 December 17, 2011

cock club

to strike someone about the head and or face with ur cock

u better shut ur hole before I cock club u

by kickasskiwi April 20, 2004

cock in a bag

An offensive unpleasant person. Absolutely no fun to be around. As useless as a cock (penis) in a bag.

Look at that guy at the bar over there perving down the girl's top and trying to squeeze her butt while she is clearly revolted - what a cock in a bag.

by chiante August 5, 2009

Cock Mongol

Woman or Tramp that goes from cock to cock. She is nomadic when it comes to the cock. .She is territorial and will defend her cock. However once she is done she will leave and move on to a new cock

That cock mongol has fucked half of the gym!

by CockMongol December 14, 2009

cock ornament

A woman whose only merit in life is the ability to provide sex to her boyfriend.

Dude, Becky is such a cock ornament!

by JasonHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 5, 2008