George Washington

A dry handjob. So named because it is worth exactly one dollar.
I was hoping to score with Amber last night, but all I ended up getting was a lousy George Washington.
by JLJ August 29, 2005
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George Michael

To have your period

Comes from modern cockney rhyming slang

George Michael - Cycle
dude: hey babe, fancy getting it on?

chick: can't babe, george has come for a visit

or

bird: George Michael has arrived for his monthly stay

bloke: I don't usually trust anything that bleeds for 5 days 7 doesn't die....... but I don't care, GET YOUR KNICKERS OFF
by jojobinski February 04, 2010
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George Bush

1. "Dude, don't go all G.W on me"
2. "Was George Bush your mentor?"
by Phychotron September 09, 2005
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George Clooney

The art of turning loose meat sandwiches into millions.

To dye ones hair like a silver back gorilla to snag middle aged women for sexual favours.
George Clooney = go rilla
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George Bush

a close relative of the monkey that has been given the opportunity to lead a nation that strangly loves him.
i would love to tell you why bush sucks, but i have to go somewhere next week and i don't want to be late
by clevelandsteamer August 05, 2005
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George Floyd

jack: yo u heard about george floyd?
sam: yea he some dude and he chillin
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George Bush

If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why is it a coincidence that he revisited the same country with war on his mind that his father did, just to leave Osama Bin Laden free to roam the planet in search of new terrorist targets?

If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why is Haliburton, the company once run by his Vice President, Dick Cheney, in control of the reconstruction of Iraq after a war that cost countless lives and billions of dollars just to find his W.M.D. (Weapons of Mass Destruction/Distraction), which in turn weren't there.

If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why did he win the first election while Al Gore received the majority vote, and why is it a coincidence that the state that handed him the Presidency (just for yall unedumacated tiipes - Florida), was run by his brother?

If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then please explain his good intentions of waiting until the last minute to send relief to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

If his so-called "Clean-Air Act" made the air so clean, why is it more polluted than its ever been (and not to mention the state he left for the presidency, Texas, is the most polluted state in the nation)?

If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why has he failed at so many businesses, yet, incredibly, done such a "great job" at running this country?

If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why does most of the world now hate the United States, when they simply thought of us as friends earlier?

If George W. Bush is so wonderful, then why can he never make a speech without introducing improper grammar and spelling?

I don't personally hate Republicans, I just hate those who can't see more than 5 minutes in front of their face, and refuse to take the truth.

Why is a good question to ask a lot. Try asking this more often than simply agreeing every time you hear your beloved Prez say how great the economy is, and how he's going to open this he-err Can O' Whoop'ass on them "bad group of folks" he so patriotically refers to terrorists as.

Your president, OUR president, FAILED US . Whether he is in office or not, this country is going to continue rolling downhill, whether you dipshits want to believe it, or not.
What kind of a miserable failure chokes on a pretzel?

The day the White House became George Bush's second home, the founding fathers of the, once proud, once mighty, and once not-so-naive, America, rolled in their graves.

One nation, under Bush, with liberty and justice for none.
by Liberal Democrat September 24, 2005
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