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Crap crying

1.fake crying;lying about something by crying or to get attention
2.crying for something so ridiculous and the person means it
3.crying to get your way (in a bad way not like if somethings not working and u want it to work so u get upset and cry)
"She's just crap crying to get her way"
by Idk I am me August 23, 2017
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Crap

More family friendly version of “s##t” and a substitute of the word “poo”
Guy 1: HOLY S##T

Guy 2: I prefer holy crap
by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021
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Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way
If you drop something then you say “crap a duck
by Bp7741 January 1, 2019
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Upper Craps

An illegal dice game where a player puts money in a pot depending on the max bet; there are 5s, 10s, and double games. The first person to roll a 7 or 11 starts the game and calls a number to roll. The amount of money he put in is the number of rolls he gets. If the player doesn't roll the number he wants, the player with the second most amount of money in the pot tries to roll the number the other player called out. This then repeats until one player takes the pot . If all players can't roll the number the rotation restarts, then it's one roll for each player. A five game where the max bet is five, a 10 game where the max bet is 10, and a double is where all players put in 10 and it's one roll each. This game is usually played in upper Sandusky ohio
I won 40 bucks in upper craps today!
by Bigtityfart January 24, 2025
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chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!
by Major Broseph January 26, 2009
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Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
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fuck crap

Similar to Damnit or oh snap. When something goes array.
Tim: *walks in a bar and sees pretty woman*
"Hey baby!"
(Person turns around, just a man with a mullet)

Tim:"Fuck crap!"
by Jellybean131313 January 25, 2019
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