nap faded

n. when one wakes from a nap and resembles an individual who is really doped up on weed (eyes bloodshot, watery eyes), usually because they took a nap with contact lenses in.

When Tom woke from his nap during his lunch break, his co-workers thought he was high. His boss then subsequently fired him when, in actuality, he was only nap faded.

by Max Wellington September 23, 2013

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Walrus nap

When you are piss drunk and pass tf out on your back, mouth wide open and snoring loud af.

I had the longest walrus nap last night. I was so fucked up.

by Ajpyo10 August 8, 2017

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Brat nap

the time for an brat to catch a beauty nap

bitch please...i gotta take a brat nap

by lido32 December 21, 2010

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fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

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nap

A nap taken at midday that one awakens from at an obscene hour, throwing off their sleep schedule. Common among neo-neckbeards and other such individuals.

person at 1:15 PM: Ugh... so tired. I'm gonna go take a nap.
person falls to sleep at 1:20 PM; wakes up at 6:05 PM
person: Damn it... my sleep schedule's still garbage. I should probably stop taking a "nap" every other afternoon.

by Inlovewithabsol February 20, 2024

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