Fatman nap

When a fat man(offensive lineman) is cutting weight, and is so hungry he takes a nap to stop him from eating

Bro I took a fatman nap yesterday

by Anyonomes 48 hunnid March 8, 2022

Tard nap

The feeling of grogginess, confusion, and overall mental retardation in the aftermath of waking up from a nap.

"I took a tard nap this afternoon and, when I woke up, felt as mentally incompetent as a Republican senator from the south."

by Christopher Sessions December 8, 2020

naptown-nap

the act of ejaculating in or around the girl and then punching them in the back of the heading rendering then unconcious this is a potentially deadly act that if not performed by a professional can cause death braindmamge or you to be arrested for assault so kids get them drunk first

this bitch was annoying so my buddy gave her a naptown-nap

by cock drags ground & mi hung-lo December 14, 2009

Dolphin nap

Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.

Damn son I feel so re-energized after that dolphin nap I took after class today

by GoodDolphinGirl February 19, 2018

Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025

Ocala wet nap

The act of blowing your nose into a woman's moist vagina and then sucking out your snot to use as a lubricant for anal sex with said woman

He was in the middle of giving his girlfriend oral when he used her vagina lips as a ocala wet nap

by Blountblaze June 22, 2022

Naps girl

Every single naps girl is miserable. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. Why they so miserable?? No clue but they damn fucking miserable. Sometimes i wanna kms listening to them wanna kill themselves.

reeves-roopnarine(pres man who cant pull) and this ugly waste of break jumbie horn him (naps girl)

E.g 2 vineet-Maharaj-rampersad (NEXT PRES MAN is a trend) he get a multicellular horn . How?? The naps gyal link with him and was send other men nudes

by Momdu November 20, 2023