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The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.
"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."
by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013
mugGet the The Mumsmug.

Nicks mum

A Nicks mum is a term used for a woman that is a prostitute based in wickford, a nicks mum usually spends a lot of her earnings on replacement red light bulbs or replacement battery’s for her doorbell
Tom: “nicks mum”
James: “nicks mum”
George: “fuck me the traffics bad today”
James: “that’s the queue for nicks mum”
by Unknown Unknown Unknown Unknow November 8, 2022
mugGet the Nicks mummug.

Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"
1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"
by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020
mugGet the Your mummug.

Ur mum

ur mum is a milf
by Mother fuckee June 21, 2021
mugGet the Ur mummug.

Mum

Always in a mood and makes you duolingo ,wiping the side dry up and wash the dishes and she will have a go at you for the smallest things in the world!!! Its very unbelievable
Oh No were about get to told off by mum
by Dave Marshalar March 22, 2022
mugGet the Mummug.

Matthew Mak’s Mum

She is a rubbish which gave less IQ and EQ.She talks much and she is very annoying.When Matthew Mak feels annoyed.She will 家暴 and hit Matthew Mak.And Matthew Mak almost die
Do not be Matthew Mak’s mum or you will hit people
by Matthew Mak January 23, 2022
mugGet the Matthew Mak’s Mummug.

Courts Mum

a mum who smokes inside, complains, almost always has a ex husband and always goes to the corner shop for a 24 pack of coca-cola. And almost always has a kid in primary school
"god shes such a courts mum"
by Meltdown.x April 2, 2022
mugGet the Courts Mummug.

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