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Michael Phelps

Of or referring to the penis, male genitalia, sperm ("swimmers").

Comes from a play off of the idea that swimmers are like sperm in that they both, swim.
"She gave me a blowjob and then I shot my Michael Phelps all over her face."

"I dropped my pants and she took one look at my Michael Phelps and asked me to marry her."
by formerfatboys February 9, 2009
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Michael Vick

A shitty passer than runs better than a lot of backs.
Well, Mike Vick got picked off five times, but he ran for 137 yards in today's game.
by azrael February 17, 2005
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Michigan Slip and Slide

When one is making violent love to his friend's mom's anus and she grotesquely defecates and the defecation then induces heavy vomiting in the male which in turn causes even heavier vomiting in the mother. Once sufficient vomit and excrement has been accumulated and a near-frictionless surface is created, the mother is to slip on the excrement-vomit solution and hit an object that leads to a state of unconsciousness.
John: Oh my God, Mrs. Smith you've created a Michigan Slip and Slide in the kitchen!
by GuyintheCloset January 8, 2011
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Rollin' On Michael Jordans

When A Car Has 23'' Rims.
DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!! Dat Nigga Is Rollin' On Michael Jordans
by DJ Diamondz July 24, 2006
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michael lara

The name of a guy that is considered SuperMan to almost everyone
me: damn michael lara is great

girl: he's just like Superman
by laram February 13, 2009
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Michaela

A sweet, warm hearted person who can keep secrets. Is very sensitive and strong even though no one will understand what's going on at home; usually wears a mask to make sure she's not acting strange or different to the crowd. Mostly SUICIDAL when it comes to hard time in an early age.
Dude I think I might commit a Michaela today...
by Miss Anonymous Facts February 13, 2017
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Micheal

Micheal is a handsome young man you will fall in love instantly and no one will get in your way of being with him.He acts tough around friends but when he is with you he will open up and care.He is sexy and you dream about being with him sexually.
Girl 1: omg look at micheal
Girl 2: yea he’s so hot
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