Minecraft

One of the worst fucking games I've ever played singleplayer, one of the best multiplayer. The variety of Minecraft is vast but it can sometimes me a shit show of a game that worsens my brain cancer ten fold everytime I play it alone, I'd rather have a orgy with Justin Bieber in a hot tub than attempt a single player survival world. Better yet, add massage oil and jerk mate into the mix, and give Justin a Botox for extra quality. Fuck Minecraft, I'm too busy playing plants vs zombies.

"Hey Derrek I just got Minecraft, how do I play it?"

"Fuck off I'm playing a better game"

by Hectic3613 May 15, 2022

holden hoffman minecraft

a minecraft

oh my god its holden hoffman minecraft

by justausernamekeepscrolling September 20, 2021

Minecraft

God teir game

Do u play minecraft?
Nah fortnite
*loads shotgun*

by MeM3_L0Rd November 2, 2019

minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

Minecraft

A game where you have to mine and craft

I am shitting minecraft

by anonymous April 19, 2022

minecraft

cancer

1 i love minecraft ...
2 no it is cancer

by nbhdfvhsvsdg December 17, 2018

minecraft

all the happiness possible on planet earth contained in a block game

people who played minecraft had a good childhood

by Xeries July 19, 2024