Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy

"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"

by Anchovy November 30, 2022

log squeeze

To extract poop from one’s anus, with force

I’ll have to call you back later. I’m mid log squeeze.

by VanillaThunder96 May 13, 2023

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023

ai bet dont log

a meaning when you kill a dahoodian and they say bet dont log as in dont leave the came they gon spin back cuh spin back means kill you btw ;-;

fatnigga6000:*stomps bigmacnigga456*
bigmacnigga456: ai bet dont log
fatnigga6000: ill be waiting lil nigga spin

by realshitnigga6171 December 15, 2023

log chute

A pussy that can handle a dick as big as a log

*after sex* Damn baby you gotta log chute between your legs!

by Strippertipper October 8, 2017

Bisto Log

A long dark beefy coloured shit. Upon standing from its birthing, the smell immediately shoot’s up the nose and into the sinuses.

The highlight of Johnnie’s hangover was the birthing of a great bisto log.

by Beardedbutcher December 12, 2022

Canadian log jam

When you cover a maple leaf in maple syrup, jam it down a girls ass, and then nibble it out with only your front teeth.

I met a Canadian girl the other night and she would only let me hit it if I gave her a canadian log jam.

I love the Canadian log jam, but the leaves are hard to find fresh.

by Jakelmoore January 12, 2023