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Keesy is a word to describe someone of brilliance.
Woah, Keesy is a champ!
by Keesy August 20, 2007
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Keep Sweet

A term of endearment meaning to "stay sweet". Generally used in goodbyes.
Gentleman- "Yo bitch, I'm out for realsies"
Main bitch- "Alright sugardaddy, goodnight"
Gentleman- "Keep sweet, cutie"
Main bitch- "Oh, by the way, did you hear that Christine is pregnant?"
Gentleman- "Seriously? Because I had a passionate relationship with her last month. Perhaps the child belongs to me:("
Main bitch- "Probably. Did you use protection?"
Gentleman- "Honestly Laura, do WE use protection?"
Main bitch- "I guess you're right. Well, I love you."
Gentleman- "That's weird to say, I mean...It's pretty early in our relationship to start using a word like that"
Main bitch- "Well, I think I mean it... I mean... I think we have something one of a kind."
Gentleman- "Listen Laura, I like you and all, but honestly...I'm not sure if I can do this if you're going to be like that."
Main bitch- "David...I'm sorry, I just felt it from the heat, I mean...I am pregnant with you're child..."
Gentleman- "Firstly, my name isn't David, it's Christopher, and secondly, we haven't had sex. Are you drunk?"
Main bitch- "Wasted. But I'm being serious. I love you. And I think I'm pregnant"
Gentleman- "I gotta go. I can't deal with this...But for realsies lol, I love you too. J/klolol."
Main bitch- "Haha, david, you make me swoon. I think I just peed myself. Look, is there a stain?"
Gentleman- "Yes."
Main bitch- /cries
Gentleman- /slapsmainbitch
Main bitch- "Goodnight John"
Gentleman- "Okay Loretta, keep sweet for realziesLOLOLOLOLOL:("
Main bitch- "Rofflesaurs<3ubye"
Gentleman-" Stfu, bye baby.
by Whoatetheretard June 25, 2009
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Keep Fucking That Chicken

1. To give one bad news in a tender manner.

2. Expressing with softer emotions
During some playful banter with local weatherman Nick Gregory, legendary New York broadcaster Ernie Anastos complimented Gregory, by saying, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."

Looking confused, Gregory responded, "I guess that's me."

Without missing a beat, Anastos continued, "Keep fucking that chicken."
by Pete LL September 19, 2009
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Keepin It Gutta, Smooth as Butta Baby

It's a real good. It's Nuthin'.
"Man, I'm Keepin It Gutta, Smooth as Butta Baby!"
by Florissa October 2, 2005
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Keepin' It Classy

What you say when you want to look cool or attract the ladies. Also what you put on the back of your really nice truck.
"I like your shirt"-Woman
"Thanks, I'm Keepin' it Classy"-Man
by Burdanna March 13, 2011
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Keep

The true leecher of xpire... i actually have screenshot proof anyone dare challenge?
Keep had 22 simultaneous downloads with 39 queued february 20 and filled up his 60 gb harddrive in one night
by Keep March 16, 2003
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Keep Throwin'

Variation of which is used as "goodbye" in last farewell text or e-mail message from someone more than a friend
Ya I'm okay but I need to do some things. Keep it real and Keep Dancing (or Keep Throwin' if you were frisbee players)
by TheRealDude October 27, 2008
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