Jimmy Jam

A difficult or problematic situation, usually created by circumstances beyond your control.

When the boss wanted my report by noon instead of 5 pm, I found myself in a real jimmy jam.

Jimmy Jam by DRP80 November 4, 2006

Jimmy Page

One of the great guitarists of all time, guitarist of Led Zeppelin, and don't go saying he sucks and is overrated, because he's quite the guitarist, but also don't go saying he is GOD, because you obviously havent heard Eddie Van Halen, Jimi Hendrix, or Eric Clapton, but i'd have to say Jimmy is right in the top 10 to 5 guitarists with them. O yea and don't forget Joe Walsh.

LED ZEPPELIN ROCKS BUT SO DOES VAN HALEN


i don't like whole milk

Jimmy Page by drummer March 18, 2005

Jimmyjack 

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.

Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs

Jimmyjack by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

Jimmy Buffet Jack 

The act of jerking off while using a parrot instead of your hand.

The biggest problem with the Jimmy Buffet Jack is it takes me all day to pick those tangled feathers out of my pubes.

Jimmy Buffet Jack by Jimmie Buff January 31, 2007

jimmy woods 

(n)
i. one who completes an amazing comeback
ii. one who is attempting an amazing comeback

(v)
i. the act of making an amazing comeback
ii. being in the process of making an amazing comeback

origin: (1989) The Wizard starring a 13-year old Fred Savage. Late in the Video Armageddon during a dramatic plot twist, Haley (Jenny Lewis) screams for Jimmy Woods (Luke Edwards) to "Use the Flute!" in the then unreleased game, Super Mario Bros. 3. Woods successfully warps to World 6 (Ice Land) and pulls a 'Jimmy Woods' thus ending the reign of Lucas (Jackey Vinson) and his 'so bad' power glove.

Examples:
1. Crazy 8 Countdown - (Steve's at 6's, Louca's at 2's)
Chow: "Jimmy Woods that shit Stevie."

2. Jason down to 1/2 the big blind in a $10R. "I gotta be Jimmy hardcore right now."

Related Example - Implicit Jimmy Woods
3. One may apply the term "Use the Flute!" in encouragement of a 'Jimmy Woods' in the process of a 'Jimmy Woods'. This is implicitly linked to Jimmy Woods.

jimmy woods by ThreeArrows November 10, 2008

jimmy john joe 

a attractive bitch who will cunt fuck you any day.

hey you jimmy john joe

jimmy john joe by baby_devil May 14, 2019

jimmy urine 

the lead singer of the band Mindless self indulgence
he recently got sued for sexual battery of a minor

todd: jimmy urine is cool, well, he was

jimmy urine by beans have been fried April 13, 2022