Jared

A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.

Jared has a massive dick.

by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022

Jared

This person will make you feel the lightest you’ve ever felt ever! Like a skinny skinny feather. Jared’s are unapologetic and charming with a fantastical sense of humor. He cherishes his friends and treats them like absolute guido/guidette royalty! Obsessed with gorillas and getting sticky and shaking ass.

Jared can simply whip the piss.

by Definedinmylanguage February 2, 2022

jayda joyce

the literally definition of perfect like there is no person like her. her voice, smile, personality, everything. ugh ily jayjay

“jayda joyce.” she is perfect

by therealest:) February 6, 2022

jaded

bored or lacking enthusiasm, typically after having had too much of something.

"meals to tempt the most jaded appetites"

by B3x9n February 7, 2022

JALED

JALED is the name of the most famous gang and the most famous kebabbaro.

j: "AOOO ATTENTO CHE ARRIVA JALED E LA GANGA!!!!"
r: "OH NO JALED IL KEBABBARO"

by JALED THE REAL ONE February 13, 2022

jaled

jaled= leader of the gang del boschetto
jaled= kebabbaro
jaled= pushin P

r:" HEY JALED, WHERE'S UR GANG?"
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A: "UEE JALED, CAN U MAKE ME A KEBAB?"
jaled: "NO FUCKING IDIOT"
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s: "JALED IS A REAL ONE, PUSHIN P"

by JALED THE REAL ONE February 13, 2022

Jared

Jared is the best buddy you could ever have, he no doubt has a cool car with a pathetic horn, lives with his mum, he lives of cigarettes and Mountain Dew!! He’s so cool that he wears sun glasses all day and all night, inside, outside it doesn’t matter with out them he just isn’t the same, and can’t see…

Hey you know that guy Jared? The sweaty boy, that drinks Mountain Dew like water? Yeah he’s so cool, the best bud ever! I wish I had a BFF like Jared.

by The most Methical Unicorn ever February 16, 2022