"Todd's a really go-getter. I heard he gave tammi a penile episiotomy, must have that tuna can girth"
by thefox.com January 02, 2019
here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉
by Blue2blue1 July 02, 2021
by Tcwilly June 22, 2020
by Sobbing mess yeet August 13, 2023
The collective exhalation of relief following the guilty verdicts in the trial of Derek Chauvin for the murder of George Floyd. Floyd's last words, I can't breathe, had become the mantra of injustice in a country where police killings of unarmed Black men are routine and have gone largely unpunished.
As the three verdicts were read - guilty - guilty - guilty - millions of Americans, across the spectrum of race, ethnicity and economic status, suddenly felt WE CAN BREATHE.
by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2021
by Busymcnugget June 04, 2022
The largest and thiccest shit you have ever seen. This turd has the girth of 6 regular stools and blockage power of 16. Usually found sulking in public toilet facilities at the worst possible times. Not even plungers can defeat this terrifying foe.
by TherapeuticToxicity September 02, 2022