Hydrosex

When 2 people go into a body of water (such as a pool, a lake, the ocean, etc.) and submerge below the water, holding their breath, then have intercourse until they both finish and complete their session. No pop-ups for air allowed, otherwise the act is no longer valid.

“Bro last night me and Rebecca had hydrosex! We didn’t come up for air until we finished dude!”

by BobTheKinkmaster February 8, 2026

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Hydroplane

When one man urinates on a glass table while another man laying underneath, watching, and pleasuring himself.

Eric and another male left the bar to go home and hydroplane

by Rockalici0us February 18, 2026

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Hydrospoonalysis

When you turn on your faucet and the water hits a spoon at the bottom of the sink and splashes all over you

When I turned on the faucet, I experienced Hydrospoonalysis when the water hit a spoon.

by Elwoodcat March 6, 2026

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hydrophobic dishwasher

What you call Somebody when they suck at any game

guy 1: BRO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!!

guy 2: STOP BEING A HYDROPHOBIC DISHWASHER AND DO YOUR ONE DAMN JOB

by DarkStorm460000 March 12, 2025

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Hydrated

Hydratolegus maximi, also known as the Hydrated Whale, was an extremely heavy yet relatively short length wise predatory whale.

With multiple bodies of undigested juvenile shark bodies found inside the stomach, it's a highly likely chance that it specifically went after the children of over species.
Weighing in at over 250 tonnes it was an absolutely massive animal, with multiple tonnes of pure blubbler and fat.

What an animal, here we see the Hydrated whale, H. maximi.

by E_E-001 March 23, 2025

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