gummy bend

When youre humping a girl fast and it slips out and you hit her gooch.

Dude i was pumping so fast i slipped out and got a gummy bend.

by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021

gompy

Dirty. Grubby. Sticky.

After petting my dog my hands feel gompy. He needs a bath.

by bk522 November 11, 2021

gumplem

The intermediary interjection of intercourse through 4th-party means, usually in the form of unexpected x-factors such as meteors, tsunamis, lightning strikes, etc.

Another gumplem happened during Robert Cale's annual orgy, resulting in injury of 471 attendees and the death of 2414 attendees.

by butterbrain November 16, 2021

Gummy worm factory

A pleasureful and complicated sexual maneuver. The materials required are 6-13 gummy worms and two people, one of which with a very hairy rectum. Person #1 lies on their back and spreads their cheeks creating a gaping abyss while person #2 inserts the worms into the hole. Person #1 then takes a squatting position above person #2 who lies on their back and prepares their mouth for reception. Person #1 then proceeds to empty the worms one by one into the gaping mouth resembling a common factory assembly line.

Person #2: “Can we do the gummy worm factory again tonight? I’ve been fielding for some chocolate covered worms”
Person #1: “Sure! I made sure to pick up a bag of gummy worms at the store today”
Person #2: “Can I eat the worms this time?”
Person #1: “Sure and I’ll get to excrete them!”

by Bloop bloop bloop November 17, 2021

Gumeyra

Gumeyra is so beautiful person. She always take care of people. She can be funny and strict at the same time. You are so lucky if you have friend called Gumeyra! Because if you are hungry she will always cook something for herself and you will also have something to eat.

You know Gumeyra?
Yes she is very nice and crazy!

by Jessica💕 November 20, 2021

Gummy

A top bloke who can't handle his piss and loves a good table x.

Fucking hell, Gummy's broken my table. Goddamn😢

by chenosmumsamilf August 22, 2021

Gumph

A pair of tired old shoes; old school 60’s basketball shoes crossed with galoshes but worn with no respect for people’s eyes or noses as they always stink and are hard to look at.

Dude- that girl is rocking a pair of gumph’s to the school dance!

by The Great Budrow August 25, 2021