fudging

oh how dare you, you fudging thing
by Zoeoooooooo March 10, 2021
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Fudging

A milf who lures jabronis (typically frat boys) into her room with a trail of fudge pieces that they must eat before having intercourse with said milf.
Anyone know who’s Mom we’re fudging tonight bro? I’m just here for the fudge.
by Jabronix3 November 06, 2020
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fudging

holding in a shit for pleasure or situational reasons
“hey are you coming over later”
“nah i just started a fudging streak i can’t, sorry”
by FartMaxXer2 December 18, 2023
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fudge sugar

The semen clings to the pubic hairs surrounding the rectum and crystallizes or hardens into sugar like scabs
He could see that James was a dirty man, a week later and the evidence of their encounter still clung as fudge sugar.
by DucksAreMyFavourite April 29, 2018
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fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 03, 2011
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Fudge kettle

When the person receiving anal is constipated and after a good butt pounding they have a long squeaky butt queef that results in a shart.
I was giving Brenda anal to help her out with her back door blockage and she fudge kettled all over my sheets.
by Kizz8lyn July 19, 2022
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Fudge Cluster

The excrement stuck on your ass when you don't wipe well
"Dude! did you shit you're pants in that presentation?"

"No, I've had a fudge cluster riding my ass since lunch, but I couldn't find time to stop and clean up the situation."
by joe307 March 13, 2010
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