by pilgoretheegoat June 3, 2011
Get the picker fuckermug. A sexual deviant that often has sex with a freak that doesn't care where he sticks his dick as long as it is a hole (the stuchle). The stucle fucker, stuchle, and a third freak (often a 400 lb women or a tranny) will have three somes while the stuchle fucker is passed out or drunk.
stuchle: You want to take shots of Jim Beam and have sex with the coke dealing she-male downstairs?
guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
guy: What do you think I am? A stuchle fucker?
by TheGoldenDancer February 15, 2010
Get the stuchle fuckermug. what Onision (Onion Boy) was secretly named at birth but it was switched out later in life due to his Father trying to make it less obvious that his hobby during his childhood was, fucking goats.
by wut.is.mylife April 6, 2017
Get the goat fuckermug. muffin fucker (v): someone you offers to do something solid but ends up pussin out and being an overall bitch by not closing the deal
Teddy is a muffin fucker because he volunteered to DD us out to the lake but then decided to sleep there instead of driving home like a muffin fucking whore. he will also probably be a muffin fucker and eat all the muffins in the morning too
by Okonkwo12 May 9, 2011
Get the Muffin Fuckermug. by Pompatus of Love September 5, 2016
Get the Scum fuckermug. Someone who partakes in the action of fucking a Hot Pocket (abbreviated to 'Hocket' for ease of speech). There are several tiers to Hocket fuckers, ranging from one-time experimenters to individuals who regularly Hocket fuck, climax into, and consume their abused Hot Pockets.
Tony accidentally posted a video of himself fucking a Hot Pocket and went viral across the world. Now everyone knows that Tony is a Hocket fucker. Whoops.
by WHC_Omega February 1, 2016
Get the Hocket fuckermug. by rj adskins July 14, 2016
Get the smart fuckermug.