ethnic drunk

When you get so drunk that you start acting of another ethnicity than your own

White bro 1: Bro, you lookin ethnic drunk.
White bro 2: naw nigga, we chill.

by allthegoodnamesaretake6969 July 21, 2016

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 24, 2012

Cute Drunk

cute drunk is when you're drunk, but you're an even funnier version of yourself and you are just having nothing but a good time with everyone around you.

I was cute drunk last night in Cologne.

by lactomilk009 July 10, 2023

Wisconsin Drunk

"Sweating curds, racist words and punching nerds." Wisconsin drunk is widely known as a night which involves extreme inebriation which ends with a morning of bounced checks, tears and regrets.

Gawd almighty, Dave is Wisconsin Drunk!

by Joseff Smirk July 25, 2022

proper drunk

The type of drunk that begins with a man hating his ex. This leads to the man hitting on every pretty women he sees, which follows by hitting on every kinda pretty women to hitting on the not so pretty women. An indication to his disappointing game is noted when he proceeds to text message everyone of his girl friends and girl coworkers with borderline flirtatious and crude messages. Typically 9 out of 10 times these messages go without any real notice by the receiver of such messages. But it is with the one receiver who wishes clarification of the messages sent the night previous, who causes the most grief for the man. It is to the man's embarrassment not to admit the messages had no meaning and takes it upon himself to bring the receiver out on a date, which typically ends in sexual intercourse and the receiver hating the man just as much as his previous ex.

Keep Brice off his phone, the guy is looking proper drunk

by BuzzytheBear September 10, 2016

Soda Drunk

The act of drinking enough soda to obtain a sugar rush, and performing unusual actions because of it. This is a phrase most commonly used by children ranging from ten to thirteen.

I remember those good times when I got soda drunk, just running around doing whatever I liked without thinking about it.

by Hatt[E] Hattington July 1, 2015

one drunk

When one says they are going to get one drink and end up getting drunk.

Man you are one drunk.

by Puppie 21 March 7, 2019