by plutonium1887 February 11, 2022
Get the Drunk Science mug.I was drinking red wine and i consider myself 'a light weight' when i drink because i feel the 'happy' relaxed feeling quickly. However a man i didn't really know kept calling me 'an easy drunk'. I corrected him several times by saying i prefer 'a light weight' but he continuing saying you're a easy drunk'
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).
by Easy drunk April 29, 2021
Get the Easy drunk mug.The warm and comforting sensation you get from being inebriated (drunk) from wine and other light spirits.
Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.
Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
by Honeychild & TLC September 19, 2016
Get the Drunk-Cozy mug.The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.
"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."
by Vri May 12, 2010
Get the Drunk-keeper mug.The level of drunk, where your clothes and hair are a mess and your motor functions are failing - barely able to speak other than grunts and curse words you may have lost control of your bladder, but you fail to acknowledge it.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.
Good chance you'll get picked up by the cops in this state.
Person 1: How drunk are we getting tonight?
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!
Person 2: let's go all out, the night's not over till I'm getting picked out the gutter by some cops or paramedics...
Person 1: Fuck yeah! Let's get Tramp Drunk!!!
by Ayo_wen December 13, 2013
Get the tramp drunk mug.Drunk Amy is a sassy southern hot blonde who’ll provide hours of entertainment on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
by Inkedmomof1 September 24, 2017
Get the Drunk Amy mug.me: i got so crossfaded last night, that shit was lit! i was stumbling drunk but i didn't give a fuck cause i was turnt and fucking hoes!
by springbreak2016! July 13, 2016
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