drunk sleeping

Drunk sleeping is when you don't have rem sleep therefore you're not really asleep and you're still drunk. It's not conscious or unconscious. At the end of the day it's poor sleeping and you're still tired when you wake up.

While I was drunk sleeping, I pissed on myself.

Did you have a good nights sleep? No, I drunk slept.

by SMELLYCUNT June 14, 2018

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.

"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

by Mary-Anne Karein June 17, 2018

Sabaka drunk

Get drunk from cheap vodka, after eating nothing else but toast bread for the last couple days. Then puking for several hours until nothing is left, but stomach juices.

“How did you end up last night?”
“I got Sabaka drunk..”

by Sabaka January 25, 2019

Fucked as drunk

Getting fucked as drunk refers to when you want to test the limits of your drinking abilities. This is also referred to as drinking like a soldier because it’s common in the barracks in Korea where that’s the only pass time. You become aware that your fucked as drunk when the toilet becomes like a pillow and you slerr your words like Ricky from the trailer park boys.

Hey Todd I got some vodka And Budweiser! Wanna get fucked as drunk?

Todd
Fuck yeah boot’n rally! See boot’n rally for more

by Fucked as drunk June 9, 2018

Drunk and Josh

When you’re drunk af but you don’t want your brother from another mother to know about it

*Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”

“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”

“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”

by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019

Becca Drunk

Being So wasted you don’t know left from right.

She got Becca Drunk last night!!!

by Cheezmcnuggets April 4, 2019

drunk pen

A drunk pen -a pen from a bartender.

Did I steal this pen or did he give it to me? Oh well, it’s a drunk pen now! I’m drunk and it’s a pen. I think, I’ll name a blog after that...

by Drunk Pen April 16, 2019