Drunk Amy is a sassy southern hot blonde who’ll provide hours of entertainment on a Saturday night. Dedicated single mom by day, hilarious shit show of drunken debauchery on biweekly weekend nights. Three drinks in and she’s using Fuck like a comma, falling down while white knuckling chicken strips and cursing at ex boyfriends to go fuck themselves! 🖕🏼The Waffle House is where you’ll usually find her after a long night of hard drinking shenanigans with her besties. She’s funny AF and will have you rolling watching her drinking coffee out of lipstick stained coffee cups while her besties grope her symmetrically perfect breast’s in awe of their perfection. Amy is oblivious to the attention because she’s too busy stuffing her face with waffles and telling customers to go fuck themselves. Hmph! 🖕🏼
by Inkedmomof1 September 24, 2017
Get the Drunk Amymug. Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.
Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?
Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?
by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020
Get the Dicking drunkmug. Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!
by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023
Get the drunk Eddiemug. These drunk socks are annoying the hell out of me, they won't stay up. I need to go home and get a new pair.
by Cammmm August 31, 2017
Get the drunk socksmug. To get extremely intoxicated quickly and in a particularly aggressive manner, as if one 's life depends on getting as intoxicated as possible.
P1: "Did you hear what happened last night at the party?"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"
P2: "yeah, Pete got broken up with so he got violently drunk and fell off the roof"
by Dunkysplunk May 19, 2023
Get the Violently Drunkmug. The state of middle class at low end bars wasted. Mainly applies to white people wearing adidas’s or Nike. Drinking IPA beer or whatever is on tap.
At 2am last night I was so Trevor drunk the bartender tried to kick me out but that’s only according to what my girlfriend said. I was fine.
by Leoabs April 20, 2023
Get the Trevor Drunkmug. The warm and comforting sensation you get from being inebriated (drunk) from wine and other light spirits.
Geez Helene, I think I'm getting drunk-cozy from this wine.
Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
Oh man Chuck, I got so drunk-cozy from all those Palm Bays we drank last night.
by Honeychild & TLC September 19, 2016
Get the Drunk-Cozymug.