Cum Crustacean

When one has dried semen in their ear canal.

Ugh, just found my boyfriends cum crustaceans.

by Danegrress August 9, 2017

sebaceous crustacean

Crabby fat asshole

Stop being a sebaceous crustacean George, they're just kids.

by JP orecul September 15, 2017

Shady Crustacey

a crab that steals food while you try to enjoy a peaceful day at the beach

"That shady crustacey just stole my ice cream cone!"

by A. Jo May 1, 2018

italian crustache

The act of giving sweet tender pleasure to a woman and she cums onto your mustache and you slurp it down like big Tony’s spaghetti

Last night I was hungry and fat Susan gave me a Italian crustache

by Bob1279 April 12, 2021

Munchy Crustard

Munchy Crustard is the typical hardened ring that forms around the nozzle/edge of a mustard container.

“Oh man, Munchy Crustard landed on your hot dog!”

by CleorgeGooney January 18, 2022

Dirty Crustass

The act of shitting in someone’s mouth, and then proceeding to smash their PC monitor and keyboard on the way out of their house, only to forget to wipe your ass.

“Hey man, I banged some girl last night.”
“Man, I bet you did a Dirty crustass!”

by OffGridd March 28, 2022

Mister Crustacean Like

a word of power from skyrim that tells everyone that your a sexy sex haver fuck man im just horny
this is my dating
sensitive boy white male built for White pussy impregnation come to my house please holky shit fuck im hoerhny

"im Mister Crustacean Like"

by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024