Seen better legs on a coffee table

Better legs on a coffee table

Friend: my new girlfriend is well fit.

Me: mate I’ve seen better legs on a coffee table

Spaff lighting ;)

by Spaff lighting August 2, 2024

Boston Coffee Shop

A “Boston coffee shop” is a sexual act where you toss donuts onto the erect penis of a professional athlete until you get one on. You get 6 tries. If you get one, you cuck him. If you miss all 6, he cucks you.

I can't wait to see if Tingus Pingus is at the store again today. If he's there I may ask him to try a Boston coffee shop.

by Dotdacuckluva May 1, 2025

urban coffee

A sexual move ware a woman drinks a gallon of coffee and shits in the mouth of 5 men as the men spit the shit into the other woman's vagina.

Hey babe do you want to do urban coffee to today.

by GgTheFatMan July 22, 2022

Coffee Machine

My life support

“how are you still alive today?”

“coffee machine”

by Ash_Trash December 29, 2020

Karachi coffee

A cup of coffee with way too much milk in it. In India and Pakistan, they put milk in their tea. Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.

Son, this is thirteenth time you've fixed Karachi coffee...I'm getting tired of this, now!

by ElTurkAmericano March 4, 2015

coffee with milk

A coolidiculous or offensive word, depending on the situation, for a bi racial, or perceived to be biracial, personal.

Don't call anyone a coffee with milk if you know they might get offended

by Sexydimma June 5, 2021

mormon coffee

cocaine

"how do Hosea have so much energy"
"mormon coffee"

by johnnyapplesemen December 29, 2021