Captain Price

An old,stupid,over-rated and USELESS excuse of a Video Game character that CoD fanboys jizz their pants over.
Captain Price, ever since the very first CoD game, has been nothing but a dumb NPC that just kept getting kidnapped and left you circling an entire fucking dungeon, time and time again just to find out he already trolled his way out, and leaves you on the floor before deciding to go with you EACH FUCKING TIME

Random CoD fanboy: "OMGZ Captain Price is so BAWS!"
Random Gamer: "He's okay, but he doesn't do much"
Random CoD fanboy: SHUT UP YOU STUPID GAY FAG,YOU JUST SUCK AT CALL OF DUTY BECAUSE YOUR A PUSSY!

by Ghoul Dude December 13, 2012

captain creep

another phrase to call a "peeping tom", or someone who is just generally a creep or creepy

so we were at the mall chillen n we saw captain creep hittin on all the young girls

by christophorus September 8, 2010

Captain crunch

When you you finished licken out the pussy, and you close your mouth and get a crunching sensation from the crusties in the puss puss.

Mitch B: how deep can I lick?
Girl: keep licking until you reach the gold ;)
*Mitch B finishes licking her out*
Girl: now close your mouth
*Crunch*
Mitch B: mm I can taste your insides!

Girl: that's a captain crunch :P

by Happy josh May 15, 2015

Captain Kirk

Work. One's place of employment.

"See you later, I'm off to Captain Kirk"
"Captain Kirk sucks! I'm going on the dole!"

by Simon Cowels May 24, 2008

Captain Awesome

A kid named Clay that makes shit happen.

"Hey Clay"
"Hey Clay"
"Dude, its Captain Awesome to you"

by wienerhouser June 26, 2009

Captain Crunch

A tasty whisky and milk cocktail, usually consisting of 1 finger of whisky (the cheap stuff from the supermarket will do) and a half pint of cold milk.

Damn, that was some good Captain Crunch!

by lordosmo January 9, 2012

captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

by kefka March 5, 2004