Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012

Screaming bat

a nick name given to a mom who yells a lot

kyles mom is a screaming bat

by mcdeb June 28, 2017

vampire-bat stroking

The act of stroking upside down, facing your penis towards your mouth as you perch like a bat.

Matthew: Yo Ruben what kind of creative cooking method did you use last night?

Ruben: I created this vampire-bat stroking style of gooning and it’s doing wonders for my health.

by unfortunatethoughts May 23, 2025

Hanging Bat

taking your girlfriend while she is sleeping and hanging her upside down and face fucking her.

"Dude you have to try the hanging bat on your girl."

by Timothius91 September 09, 2008

bat harem

A batman themed harem created by Manivannan to house his mistresses. Located in the boondocks of the Republic of Raub.

Mani took his clients for entertainment at his Bat Harem

by Batman & Alfred September 30, 2020

Teddy-bat

An emo kid so cute you want to hug it. Yet so repulsive you want to vomit on it.

Look at that teddy-bat's mustard colored hair.

Sarah: will you get me a teddy-bat for Christmas?

Mommy: As long as you clean up its poo.

by Who am I again? September 22, 2008

Blind bat

n. A douche nozzle driving at night without turning on their car's headlights.

"Watch out up ahead! There's a blind bat bee-lining right towards us!"

"Whoa, just dodged that blind bat in the nick of time!"

by Bachii07 April 16, 2012