Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.

Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.

by Dusty Definition Guy April 06, 2012

hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

Why is there a bat flying around my house?

BECAUSE YOUR BATMAN !!!

Why is there a bat flying around my house?
Bat should bite if your not batman

by Djdfrapp April 28, 2024

Mini-bat

A junglist term for a spliff the size of a sausage =D

Lets go chong this mini-bat.

by eternalcrux December 12, 2003

Bat Shift

Working the night shift. more commonly know as the graveyard shift.

Would you shut up? I have to work bat shift tonight!

by JumpInAWoodchipper September 02, 2015

Bat call

Last minute call/text to/from someone for a get together or a meet up.

Oh shit I just got the bat call from Bobby, let’s head over.

by Batman247 September 01, 2022

knocking the bats out of the cave

Having sex with a old woman

Sorry I didn't answer , I was knocking the bats out of the cave.

by T592423 April 27, 2018