moddy bastard

somebody who modifies things for there advantage generally games and electronic devices also playing in a way that make them have an advantage over other players bye being an electronic arsehole

for fuck sake that prick has killed me 5 times in a row he must be a moddy bastard

by woggery October 4, 2011

bastard-flop

Alternative to dick-flop. A bastard-flop is a terminal bastard who flops about, like he or she ones you.

<GUY1> That she-male, ass-fudgin' bastard-flop just gave me 5 Dollars! She ain't so bad!
<GUY2> *Loads gun*
<GUY1> WTF?????///
<GUY2> *Shoots GUY1*

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

bastardised bottomburp

Forget 'king', this guy's one of the elite! His stuff's gold!

by RatchetBoo October 6, 2003

barward

Toward or towards the bar. Moving in the direction of the nearest licensed public house for the purposes of consuming unseemly quantities of alcohol.

"Hey, which way did Heather go?"

"I'm pretty sure she headed barward"

"You mean barwards?"

"I don't know."

by Alex Brant-Zawadzki December 13, 2009

Bastarditis

The act of acting like a bastard.

What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.

Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.

by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

Bastard

1. The illegitimate child of a king or queen (usually king )

2. A child born to parents that are not married; wedlock

1. King Francis's bastard son Jon
2. The poor bastard doesnt even know her father

by BastardBorn June 7, 2017

bastard math

The math to figure out who the daddy is

Grandma : Give her some daddy daughter time
Daughter: What the fuck is she talking about ?

Grandma: Do the bastard math

Dad: I’m your dad
Daughter:FUCK

by Pizza pockets October 15, 2019