Baked

When someone is stoned and they take on the mental state and physical appearance of a baked good.

Owen mate, your a bit of a baked potato not gonna lie.
Brooke, you're a baked cookies.

by Aussie and stoner slang March 24, 2019

Baking the Mickey

Another way of saying baking the piss. This time, there's a Disney twist to it.

Goofy, you're Baking the Mickey!

by kaijak music bickey January 24, 2025

Steamy steak bake

To shit in a pastry and let somebody else eat it.

Oh great heavens Tom that was the best steamy steak bake I ever had.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake

When people get high in the dorm at jmu and go to the on campus steak n shake to satisfy their munchies.

Person 1: U wanna boof?
Person 2: yeah, im already hungry tho so im gonna have major munchies
Person 1: Aight, Steak 'N Shake 'N Bake?
Person 2: Yessir

*smoke weed in the dorm then go to steak n shake when they are high*

by Prill. May 2, 2019

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 30, 2023

BAKED BIRD

ˈbeɪkt bə d noun

under the influence of chicken wings.

"GET BAKED NOT FRIED"

"Hey, how's it going?, Shall we get BAKED BIRD tonight?"
"Who's feeling to get BAKED BIRD?"

by Baked Bird November 28, 2021

Bake

A word for a guy who tries to get a girl despiretly for one month.Then entirely fucking it up like he fucks up everythig.

Jake just pulled a bake

by The sexy librarian May 14, 2018