bassthole

an individual who is simultaneously a bastard and an asshole.

Here it is in the Middle of March and those basstholes in the office still haven't given me my W2's!!
bastard asshole

by Tylersays March 14, 2013

Basshound

Someone who seeks nightclubs that play music with a deep heavy bass

Jack is a basshound.

by theladlad February 3, 2014

bassclown

Person who demonstrates utter incompetence or misjudgment while engaged in fishing activities.

"Looks like some bassclown tangled up my line."

by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

Basscism

When you promote the bassist stereotype by letting your least gifted or less motivated bandmate be the bass player.

"I can't shred, I'll play the bass...

NO! Julio, don't be basscist! Either learn to shred or you'll play rhythm guitar. Ernesto can slap, he's on bass.
We don't allow basscism on our band."

by Gongasoso July 26, 2016

bassplosion

When bass fishing the biggest fish you've ever seen explodes from the water after your bait. This event is more dramatic with a large fish in a small lake or creek.

There was a tremendous bassplosion as Larry's fish took his bait.

This is a variant of "bassplode" which is the action that causes a bassplosion and "bassploded" when referring to a bassplosion in the past.

by Daggie June 25, 2016

Bassem

Born politician.

Who will play an important role for his own country. Politics is in his blood

Obama - basset need ur help
Bassem-sure tell me ur prob

by A4a9 May 2, 2018

Bassketball

when you fill your girlfriends ass with ketamine by bowing it through rolled up fivers. Then, when it is filled to the brim, you have to dip your penis in honey and, using it, collect the ketamine. then when you cum, ketamine will fly up into the sky and into your girlfriends mouth.

"I played bassketball with my girlfriend last night"
"oh cool what was the score"
"nah mate not THAT kind of bassketball"
*share a look while laughing slowly and quietly*

by gladweenus February 13, 2019