When a person leaks his nudes on twitter and says that he has a big dick but he actually has a 3 inch firecrotch
by himynamedbvdd June 9, 2016
Get the firecrotch asshole mug.by asshole whispered December 24, 2017
Get the asshole whisperer mug.Dude, Gary grabbed the bill and paid for everyone's meal for no reason again. I wanted to pay for my own meal, Gary is being a real reverse asshole.
by NotKeithGary June 5, 2023
Get the Reverse Asshole mug.The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...
by Hwood73 February 18, 2015
Get the senior assholitis mug.N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.
He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.
I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.
He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.
That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
Get the holiday asshole mug.The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
Get the asshole effect mug.I was playing a solo round or disc golf yesterday behind a group of six that wouldn’t let me play through, so I scored an asshole-in-one off the tee pad to voice my displeasure.
I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
I didn’t realize I was being a drunk and obnoxious asshole on the links yesterday, until a guy on the card behind me teed up an asshole-in-one on me.
by Cpl Schmuckatelli July 22, 2020
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