When you’re banging a girl from behind and you reach around through her legs and fondle your own balls instead of the clit
by Matty bolonese January 20, 2022
Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
Person 1: Man quarantine was extremely long for real!
Person 2: I got a Fat Arme because of that extensive quarantine.
Person 1: How you get that?
Person 2: *Trollge*
Person 2: I got a Fat Arme because of that extensive quarantine.
Person 1: How you get that?
Person 2: *Trollge*
by FlareDaStriker April 28, 2022
A normal arm usually consists of flesh, bone, nerves, skin, and so on. But most importantly, a normal arm has volume and surface area, this is not your arm. The average male can lift around 100 kgs, this is not you. Your arm(s) is a scientific conundrum, you can barely lift 2 pounds without your arms snapping and atomizing in the matter of Planck seconds
I hate your fucking arms, your arms are the worst arms, nay, the worst possible human creation I have ever laid my eyes on
by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023
Oh, hey man, I see you got some of that Ohio Gamer Arm going on there. Better get outside and touch grass.
by Sweatpantsparty May 30, 2025
by cookieloverdiabetes September 21, 2020