Dick Syndrome

When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.

" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".

" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".

by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013

eyes dicked

When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.

Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!

by UltiMonkey May 16, 2016

legion of dicks

Another name for someone who is a slut or whore. Someone who likes a lot of dicks. As defined by Dave and Chuck the freak. Also called the legion

Guy 1: "Dude Megan is so hot" Guy 2: "Yeah but she's in the legion of dicks"

by ck308 April 26, 2017

Dick Stubig

The man with a penis so large, it can not fit in any hole, and therefore he is the most unhappy man alive.

Dick Stubig was angry last night.

by Robert Van Winkle April 12, 2004

dick vomiting

When you see someone so discussing that it even makes your dick vomit. Can be used as a compliment as well. Most people take as a bad thing tho.

Bad: Person- “my dick vomiting is so bad right now”

Good: Person- “wow you look so hot. My dick just vomited”

by Saladbutt69 December 6, 2017

Dick vampire

A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.

Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.

by SOJAA December 25, 2016

inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.

Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???

by daddy oh November 15, 2016