crack fever

When you used to be sociable and then you started using crack (meth) and became anti social due to your drug use. You got the crack fever.
Also if you're a crack user and you make plans to go and do something social (meaning outside of your room or home) and then you flake out, you got the crack fever.

John: hey bro what's doin? Keen to go to the pub for a couple beers?

Larry: yeah bro when do you want to go?

John: I'll be at yours in an hour.

John arrives at Larry's

John: oi bro stop smashing the pipe, let's go down the pub

Larry: nah bro nah, I'm just gonna chill here ay.

John: fuck bro you got the crack fever

by Modest Molly October 24, 2017

Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by anonymous May 26, 2022

maple fever

When a non-canadain is attracted to a Canadian 'Eh.

I can stop nailing canading chicks, i think i might have the maple fever.

by 1SIKWS6 December 5, 2015

fat famous fever

when the government tries to get you to be attracted to fat people because they are widely known.

The fat famous fever made most of Americans satisfied with being obese.

by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019

Pottonmouth Fever

Pottonmouth fever is the next level of Xerostomia (dry mouth) when one partakes in the use of marijuana smoking. Symptoms may include: hot sweats, raised body temperature,
an intense craving for cold beverages, the illusion of wearing a chin necklace or a headband, slurred speech, irrational decision-making and an overtly intense, ravenous thirst that would make you sell your grandma to a black market sex slave ring for a bottle of ice cold Arrowhead Water.

Duuude, I just smoked an ounce of weed with my daughter and some guy's wife and we all have a bad case of pottonmouth fever. I'm reluctant to inform you that we have sold your grandmother to the Zulu Nation Gangbang Division for $3.00 worth of delicious, refreshing water.

by Mr.Tank June 3, 2017

top fever

Top fever is when you feel the urge to want to constantly top the other person during sex or sexual activities.

Girl: Do you want me to top you this time?
Boy: No, I have top fever and need to top you again

by Ripbozo!Lbozo January 25, 2023

Trumphoid fever

A feeling of hopelessness brought on by too much attention paid to trump's actions.

I've had Trumphoid fever ever since he came on the scene.God please give me strength.

by pussy bee January 31, 2025