Lauren Boebert

Verb: The act of giving your date a hand job while acting ultra entitled at a family friendly movie theater

“Did you see that trashy couple giving each other a Lauren Boebert right where everyone, and even kids could see them?”
“I think the theater employees will need hazmat suits while they sanitize the seats at the theater after Marjorie and Kid Rockkk gave each other a Lauren Boebert at the theater. Some of the organisms left on the seats have yet to be discovered by science”

by Willybear April 22, 2025

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Lauren B

An extremely funny girl. She's possibly obsessed with Object Shows. She is somewhat mean but nice sometimes. She has a soft spot for soft smart people even though she might act cold towards them. Sometime's she is readable and hides her feelings. She is also sometimes mysterious. She is a person who is loves to sing but is very shy. And if she likes you, GOOD LUCK GETTING RID OF HER! IT IS IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!

"Lauren B is a very cool person!"

by AineSlayBaddie May 8, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

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Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

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