Jizz Jam

The act of placing ones hand over an ejaculating penis forcing the ejaculate back in.

Damn, that bitch Jizz Jammed me last night!

by MenAgainstJizzJammers January 16, 2014

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Chin Jizz

The term given when one appears to have sperm on the lower region of their face; the chin.

"Woah man, that chick had SERIOUS chin jizz!"
"I know man, that guy must of EXPLODED!"

by Lozman July 30, 2006

jizz pizza

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum

Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face

by Bluntsfordays February 28, 2016

Jizz Muffin

The act of a man ejaculating into the batter of a muffin mix then pooping into the batter making the poop looking like chocolate chips then bake the muffin then ejaculating into the icing spreading onto the muffin. Then they present it to an unfavorable person or animal.

Well you can have one of my mammy's jizz muffins you son of a batch of cookies!

by jizzpiss maximus July 7, 2010

jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.

Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.

by khemeckal August 28, 2005

jizz off

similar to fuck off, but can be said in public places or around a younger audience. Also, must be done with a jacking off hand motion followed by a throwing motion, as if to throw the cum at the person you're telling to jizz off

-Your ass looks fat

-Jizz off, asshole

by idon'thaveanythingclevertoput July 18, 2009