Keegan Cooked

The act of asking to have your makeup done by your girlfriend and then proceeding to sit in a cuck chair like an absolute cuck as she photographs it and shows a whole group of people who will absolutely bully you.

Oh my, no way he is keegan cooked. What a CUCK!

by CheeseduBudoo June 9, 2025

Cooked

when you don't study for a math test you are cooked, meaning it's going to be bad

guy 1: yo man i might be cooked in this math test

guy: 2 we both cooked man

by 29alex06 April 2, 2024

im cooked

Your done for , tired of explaining yourself , exhausted , your doomed out

“ he cheated on me again “ , im cooked .

“ nobody understands me “ , im cooked .

by theylovemeidkwhy April 3, 2024

Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.

I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.

by BaconMacon April 8, 2024

I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you

You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time

by DictationIsKindaCool April 12, 2024

Cooked

Cooked; washed ,fucked. if you’re doing somthing stupid it means you’re cooked. If your in a tricky or bad situation then would be

Random Donny: what happened fam

Cooked Donny: I dropped the zoot Down the

drain

Random donny: your cooked

by Reeeeeaaal General April 13, 2024