2 mins child

Either a child cooked for 2 minutes (a meal) or a user 2 min’s child.

“@2 min’s child darling I have done it”

“I’ll take a 2 mins child”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

Ur child pedophile

The worst counterpart to any "ur mom gay" situation, this cannot be reversed, no argument to counter this, not even the strongest. This makes every relative of yours hella gay or lgbt, as well as retarded. Not even the most undefeatable "no u"s can make a shield against it , even if your mom said "no homo" that just removed ur mom from this. The fabric of the universe tears apart and an anarchic apocalypse breaks out if these 3 words are said.

Guy 1: ur mom gay
Guy 2: ur child pedophile

Guy 1: no u
*fabric of universe tears apart*
Guy 2: Nothing can stop those 3 words, you're dead.

by Redres26 May 17, 2018

Only Child Syndrome

This is a sad disease that only affects only children with the rare case of divorce kids and siblings with a big age gap. This disease spreads in multiple different forms. Symptoms include being bratty, self centered, clingy, always searching for gratification, or being a total asshole. A poor child with this disease will only be effected by a few of these symptoms, never all of them.

Why is Jessica always so clingy? Yesterday I had to drag her while she clung onto my foot. She has major Only Child Syndrome.

by bri.l March 29, 2022

The Neo Child Initiative

Also known as TNCI, a volunteer-based organization in Nigeria aimed at promoting education, improving access to good health care and mentorship, especially for children in underserved communities.

The Neo Child Initiative attempted a Guiness World Record challenge in 2019 when they taught 5000 handwashing.

If you’d like to volunteer, The Neo Child Initiative is currently recruiting.

by Iresalewa February 3, 2020

Sweet Corn Child

"when unicorn and cow mate sky god turn purple with joy" -Eaglefoot and Falconbeak 2012

Hello Sweet Corn Child

by Sweet Corn Child December 10, 2012

Wild Child Nation

A state of being involving pushing one to his or her limits and going overboard. Letting ones hair down and getting buck wild in a social setting. Members often tags WCN in appropriate settings.

That guy took a shot of jack, threw up on his date, and punched the bouncer in the face. Talk about Wild Child Nation.

by Birdio September 30, 2012

Excessive disrespect child

When you incarnate to Earth in the late 80's in a 3rd Dimensional Human vessel (Philip Piquet Vargas) with no powers or abilities, but in your previous life you were all powerful with abilities and powers, very powerful with a huge army and well respected and honored by many as being named Ashtar Sheran. But as Philip the Satanists, Illuminati, Shadow Governments of Earth have been responsible for so much negative black energy coming out of you to feed evil astral Dimension type beings and you get Satanist ritualed by them all the time and just plain taken advantage of by people that are not mature God or Goddess like types and are excessive disrespect childs

Dude that guy had a very rough life because of them and there still excessive disrespect child's to him

by The Gods and Goddesses November 5, 2019