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Boner toss

Boner toss is a type of throw in baseball when u put your arm straight back and turn it in to a catapult
We cal it the boner toss, because it’s hard as hell, and it’ll get you in the eye if you ain’t lookin
by Narcfucc May 30, 2019
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Boner Nope

When you have an erection, and see something so horribly displeasing, your boner just, well, nopes.
So I was about to have sex with my wife when on the news, a midget was spanking an old man with a paddle. Straight up boner nope on that one.
by Word Master Slappyhands June 1, 2016
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Trashy boner

An unwanted boner which someone gets in a public place is known as a trashy boner
Karen called me a simp for getting a trashy boner
by someduck69 November 29, 2022
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Inward Boner

I just used this little phrase myself.. An inward boner is for a woman who gets excited (turned on) just by the thought of a certain guy.
Wow, All I do is think of you and my inward boner just happens.
by Annalis October 29, 2018
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Glory Boner

A erection you get when you do something great/ significant. This would include things like winning an award or hitting a home run.
Wow, I just won 1st place, I wonder how I am going to hide this Glory Boner
by SupremeDrizzle March 15, 2015
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personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.
I got a personality boner for her.
by Chowmein October 31, 2013
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boner oven

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.
by penishandle June 4, 2018
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