by DieLawn September 6, 2007
Get the brains jump out the top like jack in the boxmug. one who is so jumped-up they will ne'er (never) come down, they shovel shite and they are no less than a twat.
Toff- "Oh, i see your driving a ford... I have a porsche!"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
Dave- "Shut the fuck up, you jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twat"
by Danarky May 14, 2003
Get the jumped-up ne'er come-down shite-shovelin-twatmug. it is a stupid example of pointless typing practice
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up
as useful as typing "computer" a thousand times over
no matter how many times you practice, you'll never type "z" very efficiently
so give it up
try typing things that matter
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over
... please don't fire me big boss man
... I'm sorry I lit your house on fire
... electrostatic shock is a serious concern for hackers the world over
by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005
Get the The quick brown cat jumped over the lazy dogmug. They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
by cameleopard42 May 26, 2010
Get the A Triple Jump Through a Hoop Whilst Whistling the Star Spangled Bannermug. One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
Get the flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliffmug. A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.
Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word
by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021
Get the maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumpedmug. 