whent

to go or be gone asap post haste

Lets whent this place. It is time we whent. Lets whent so we can git werked. We need to whent it out a here.

by KL OUD April 10, 2008

whens the next olympics?

A coded message asked by a bi-curious male seeking a potential prospect for a homo erotic adventure.

-Hey Ray, nice crocs.
-Thanks, whens the next olympics?

by maho11ywood January 21, 2010

Whensday

Time frame hypothetical

I'll be there whensday let me out

by #1Shyne September 27, 2018

Whenning

When everyone is acting normal and then it happens... the whenning and everyone shakes their heads in dismay.

Oh there he goes again, whenning and laughing at his own joke.

by TnargNoslo April 1, 2019

Whendo

An excuse which sounds like a real word. Used to confuse the Mrs when you've gone out on a random week night clubbing session with all the alcohol intolerant, naive, impressionable young ladies from work. Supposed to represent a 'work hen do'. I.e. a wedding which you will have no obligation to attend in the future so there can be no awkward follow up questions.

"Why did you get in drunk at 4am this morning singing wonderwall to a kebab?"
'We had a whendo for (insert trailerpark name), she can't invite everyone to the wedding but wanted to celebrate with everyone from work."

by Gingerandbald August 10, 2018

whenever

When NerF says whenever he means: December 24, 2004

Artesh: you said whenever

by Napo December 24, 2004

Whend Zone

The interminable period of time between waking up on Sunday morning and kickoff of the 1PM NFL games.

I slept in til 10 today- but still had to endure 3 long hours in the Whend Zone watching pregame.

by zarfran November 10, 2010