Harpooning the whale

When a woman masturbates or when a man fingers a woman

Woman 1: I was harpooning the whale as hard as I could last night
Woman 2: I know I heard u

by ass in your face May 19, 2018

BROWN WHALE

When two fat women roll around in their own shit.

Watching that brown whale made me throw up.

by Joe Seff February 21, 2025

Homosexual Whale

An easily offended fat person who is most often gay.

Listen dude no offence but you were being such a homosexual whale back there

by Whalejokesatyou November 14, 2016

whale spooch

A large amount semen ejaculated on a woman's face.

Man last night my girlfriend let me whale spooch her face.

by z-cok masta December 13, 2010

Whale Sprite

A short thin woman with an extroverted expressive personality is attracted to tall fat/large men with reserved introverted personalities

Mya is such a knockout, why would she go for that guy?

Because Mya is a Whale Sprite

by False_Hydra September 13, 2023

Whale knot

When your shit gets caught in your ass hair and makes little balls (or knots). Can also be known as dingleberry’s.

- Hey bro, I can’t come out tonight.
- why not?
- I’ve got to deal with a few whale knots... I’ll come out next weekend.

by JoeBerry November 25, 2019

Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017