Christmas Tree

(n.) Slag.
(n.) Female who likes to open her legs often.

"That girl keeps her legs in the shape of a Christmas tree all year long."

or

"That bitch is Christmas!"

by Ox Vox April 06, 2008

Tree of Life

A tree that has grown over an adjacent pole or post in such a way that it becomes a phallic symbol.

The Tree of Life was evil, after all, it had a penis.

by Bob Minky February 06, 2008

jewish tree

The act of placing ones index finger in the gluteus maximus.

I just gave you a jewish tree!

by johnnyjohnny March 22, 2005

three on the tree

Meaning to have an original-style car with a manual transmission with six different gears in the follwing shape:

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A.K.A Three on the tree.
The original poster is incorrect.

My 1987 Subaru Bratt 4x4 is three-on-the-tree, man!

by Another Redneck Mechanic September 25, 2004

Porcupine Tree

An experimental Faggy Hippie Rock band which was literally created by Musician Steven Wilson who recorded his own drums, guitar, bass, vocals, and synth effects in the early 90's.

For the most part they play unique keyboard/acoustic ballads but in their recent albums have taken a more metal approach to their music. Their best CD however is of course the Metal/Synth experiment called 'Deadwing'.

Porcupine Tree? They are bad ass.....but Wilson won't tell anybody what the hell their name means.

by Jeffery Lebowski July 19, 2006

Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.

I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.

by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

big ass trees

phrase used by Levi Ackerman because he was done with Eren Jaeger's bull shit screamfest in the woods so he took it upon drastic measures to give him a life lesson on nature

" Hey Eren, take a look at these big ass trees" -Levi

by Bitch Ass Fedora March 07, 2017