too much coffee

Bullshit

-“I drink too much coffee”
-“bullshit”

by Luke.c October 2, 2020

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my too

When reffering to your cock

guy: this house is so big

other guy: my too

by Sussyposter September 9, 2021

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ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

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An expression in the context of relationships in which a woman rationalizes the realization that a potential male partner is homosexual but has to explain to someone the reason for their friendship (as a supposed to romance) without exposing sensitive information the male friend may not want people to know.

"Mom, why did you and Dad break up?"

"Well, honey your dad is... he was too nice."

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by AffordableDoubts February 6, 2025

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Too far

John Fury a.k.a Tyson Fury & Tommy Fury’s father/coach, former criminal and forgettable boxer.

“Did you hear what John Fury said last night? Something about Tommy doing Jake Paul’s girlfriend like a dog?”
“Aye, John ‘Too far’ Fury at his finest”

by David VIII March 1, 2023

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