Toilet Paper Dog

A small dog with short legs, and curly white fur. Usually said as a derogatory term.

We took care of our neighbor's toilet paper dog this week.

by thepokeduck June 2, 2011

toilet paper hipster

an indie kid who partakes in the enjoyment of PBR and coffee to the point that their excrement is indiscernible from their caffeinated beverage of choice.

Person 1: Man Fred's in the Bathroom almost constantly. Is he bulimic or something?

Person 2: No: living the good life's turned him into a toilet paper hipster.

Person 1: Really? I heard tubgirl was one too, albeit a very confused one.

Person 2: true, true.

by DryRainInbetween March 23, 2007

40 oz toilet

A 40oz bottle of beer that's used to urinate in.

He took a piss in that 40 oz toilet and his girlfriend drink out of it thinking it was beer.

by PEA DRINKER April 14, 2010

toilet paper mummy

When you're at a party with kids or teenagers, and someone gets the bright idea to wrap someone up completely in toilet paper. The victim, willingly or unwillingly, stands with their arms at their sides amd legs together as they are wrapped from head to toe, resembling a mummy. This also can occur at children's party games and can happen with plastic wrap or duct tape in place of toilet tissue.

"Hey, I've got an idea—let's make you into a toilet paper mummy!"
"A what now?"
"We'll wrap you up in toilet paper! It'll be fun!"

by Huehuehue321 June 18, 2017

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

A "disease" or "syndrome" (personality) of a child who has been addicted by the series known as "Skibidi Toilet" by Russian/Georgian animator Alexey Gerasimov

That fucking autistic kid has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome

by monochronos12 August 27, 2023

Toilet paper test

When a man sticks his flaccid or erect penis into the inner cardboard ring of a roll of toilet paper to test his girth. If it goes in he fails. If it doesn’t enter he fails

Yo David have you done the toilet paper test?

by Trumpforprezzzzz June 18, 2019

Tiajuna Toilet Cracker

a explosive with enough force it can crack a toilet...even if the fat french supply teacher is sitting on it

omg! a tiajuna toilet cracker!!!

by Ass of Tomorrow Sun February 5, 2005